{"id":120,"date":"2012-03-03T10:12:38","date_gmt":"2012-03-03T10:12:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.waitwhatno.com\/?p=120"},"modified":"2012-03-04T01:26:54","modified_gmt":"2012-03-04T01:26:54","slug":"answers-to-your-burning-questions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.waitwhatno.com\/?p=120","title":{"rendered":"Answers to your burning questions."},"content":{"rendered":"

I’ll save you guys some trouble. The answer to “What are you having?” is “Hopefully a pony.” and the answer to “What are you naming it?” is “Spandex Amadeus Orpendorph.” These answers will not change until June\/July.<\/p>\n

Also, this line of questioning won’t trick me into telling you things:<\/p>\n

Person: What are you having!
\nMe: A baby!
\nPerson: Haha, no really! What is it?
\nMe: We’re not sharing that yet.
\nPerson: Oh! Well, what are you naming it?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’ll save you guys some trouble. The answer to “What are you having?” is “Hopefully a pony.” and the answer to “What are you naming it?” is “Spandex Amadeus Orpendorph.” These answers will not change until June\/July. Also, this line of questioning won’t trick me into telling you things: Person: What are you having! Me: …<\/p>\n

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