{"id":135,"date":"2012-02-23T11:56:24","date_gmt":"2012-02-23T11:56:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.waitwhatno.com\/?p=135"},"modified":"2012-03-04T01:46:45","modified_gmt":"2012-03-04T01:46:45","slug":"it-burns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.waitwhatno.com\/?p=135","title":{"rendered":"It burns."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s not even noon and I&#8217;ve already blown through a third of this roll o&#8217; Tums. Apparently the old wives tale about heartburn = hairy babies is true 82% of the time according to <a href=\"http:\/\/onlinelibrary.wiley.com\/doi\/10.1111\/j.1523-536X.2006.00128.x\/abstract;jsessionid=B8166C5F79A4AB7C19E15C5C35F31177.d01t03\">some study that some really bored doctors did<\/a>, which leads me to believe I am incubating a monkey.<\/p>\n<p>I had a Reese&#8217;s cup McFlurry last week and it knocked it out for like four hours, which was magical. If that is seriously the only thing that works for long stretches of time, I&#8217;m going to have to get a bag of those mini cups and a giant thing of vanilla ice cream and make my own. It&#8217;s a good thing I&#8217;m still at my pre-pregnancy weight.<\/p>\n<p>Lesson learned though, regarding McFlurry consumption: Never post on twitter that you&#8217;ve just eaten a McFlurry unless you&#8217;re prepared to withstand Internet Rage and accusations of poisoning your fetus.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s not even noon and I&#8217;ve already blown through a third of this roll o&#8217; Tums. Apparently the old wives tale about heartburn = hairy babies is true 82% of the time according to some study that some really bored doctors did, which leads me to believe I am incubating a monkey. I had a &hellip;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.waitwhatno.com\/?p=135\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-135","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pregnancy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.waitwhatno.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.waitwhatno.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.waitwhatno.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.waitwhatno.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.waitwhatno.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=135"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.waitwhatno.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":137,"href":"https:\/\/www.waitwhatno.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135\/revisions\/137"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.waitwhatno.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=135"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.waitwhatno.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=135"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.waitwhatno.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=135"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}