-Round ligament pain! That\u2019s a thing that\u2019s happening now. It feels like a groin pull that lasts twenty minutes and spreads all over your abdomen. It typically happens about 1\/10th of the way into my mile walk to work. Great timing, body! <\/p>\n
-My ribs decided to start spreading a couple weeks ago. I could feel them moving. They have since stopped that nonsense. Let\u2019s hope they don\u2019t start up again for awhile.<\/p>\n
-Messed up dreams! This week\u2019s dreams mostly revolve around breastfeeding, or rather my inability to do so. My dream-breasts keep on producing things that breasts should not produce! Chocolate, lanolin, water\u2026Yeah, I don\u2019t know. <\/p>\n
-I\u2019ve reached that point in pregnancy where everything I do makes me pee a little. If we\u2019re hanging out and you make me laugh, chances are you\u2019re also watching me pee a little bit. In my pants.<\/p>\n
-Bending over to put on shoes, shave my legs, or cut my toenails feels a lot like bending over a water balloon that may pop at any second. It\u2019s slip-on shoes, hairy legs, and pedicures from here on out. <\/p>\n
-All I want to eat is salad (spring mix, spinach, organic strawberries, goat cheese), chicken nuggets (dinosaur-shaped because I am five), and ice cream (moose tracks). I\u2019m sorry, baby.<\/p>\n
-My belly button is getting shallower by the week. I\u2019m not thrilled by the idea of it popping out, but I guess it\u2019ll do what it needs to do.<\/p>\n
-Braxton Hicks! My uterus isn\u2019t amused by baby\u2019s backflips.<\/p>\n
-My first \u201cOMG IS MY FETUS ALIVE?!\u201d freakout! Baby decided to take a break from kicking and flipping for an entire day last Thursday. That\u2019s completely normal and you\u2019re not supposed to start kick counts until 28 weeks, but that didn\u2019t stop me from getting in a super funk that lasted two and a half days. <\/em>That was a day and a half too long since baby wouldn\u2019t stop<\/em> moving the next morning. My baby must think I\u2019m a total jerk. I spent all of Thursday afternoon and evening poking and wiggling my stomach to try and get things moving. Then I played bad music on my belly through my iPhone. Sorry, baby.<\/p>\n -According to the internet, my uterus is now the size of a soccer ball. Whoa.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" -Round ligament pain! That\u2019s a thing that\u2019s happening now. It feels like a groin pull that lasts twenty minutes and spreads all over your abdomen. It typically happens about 1\/10th of the way into my mile walk to work. Great timing, body! -My ribs decided to start spreading a couple weeks ago. I could feel …<\/p>\n