{"id":322,"date":"2012-10-15T09:52:48","date_gmt":"2012-10-15T16:52:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.waitwhatno.com\/?p=322"},"modified":"2015-09-21T16:47:28","modified_gmt":"2015-09-21T23:47:28","slug":"322","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.waitwhatno.com\/?p=322","title":{"rendered":";( ;( ;("},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Aw man. Last night was heartbreaking. The Daddy got back from a 4-day business trip and when he held FSR, she just melted into tears. It wasn&#8217;t the back arching &#8220;get me away from this stranger&#8221; cry. She collapsed into him like &#8220;OMG DADDY I MISSED YOU!&#8221; Now he never wants to leave again. I don&#8217;t know how people can do long distance relationships and deployments with kids. So much respect. We can&#8217;t even do four days.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aw man. Last night was heartbreaking. The Daddy got back from a 4-day business trip and when he held FSR, she just melted into tears. It wasn&#8217;t the back arching &#8220;get me away from this stranger&#8221; cry. She collapsed into him like &#8220;OMG DADDY I MISSED YOU!&#8221; Now he never wants to leave again. I &hellip;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.waitwhatno.com\/?p=322\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-322","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.waitwhatno.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/322","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.waitwhatno.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.waitwhatno.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.waitwhatno.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.waitwhatno.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=322"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.waitwhatno.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/322\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":431,"href":"https:\/\/www.waitwhatno.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/322\/revisions\/431"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.waitwhatno.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=322"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.waitwhatno.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=322"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.waitwhatno.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=322"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}