{"id":327,"date":"2012-04-29T10:26:19","date_gmt":"2012-04-29T17:26:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.waitwhatno.com\/?p=327"},"modified":"2013-01-17T21:45:43","modified_gmt":"2013-01-18T05:45:43","slug":"so-much-for-a-life-of-leisure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.waitwhatno.com\/?p=327","title":{"rendered":"So much for a life of leisure."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently &#8216;not working&#8217; for me means &#8216;doing everything in the house while The Daddy\u00a0watches NYPD Blue&#8217;. This isn&#8217;t a significant other rant &#8211; it&#8217;s commentary on how I fail at relaxing. Day 3 of being off work and I&#8217;ve assembled a six-drawer dresser and changing table, reorganized all of my clothes, removed the suspended closet doors and tracks from the guest room, made 2 batches of ice cream for baby party next weekend, made us breakfast in bed, cleaned the kitchen 2x, made dinner for us and a friend, gone to brunch, did baby and grocery shopping, and planted some new succulents. Relaxation? What?<\/p>\n<p>Every time I sit for more than a half hour, I start to panic and go over my to-do list in my head! I need a lobotomy and a bowl of ice cream.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently &#8216;not working&#8217; for me means &#8216;doing everything in the house while The Daddy\u00a0watches NYPD Blue&#8217;. This isn&#8217;t a significant other rant &#8211; it&#8217;s commentary on how I fail at relaxing. Day 3 of being off work and I&#8217;ve assembled a six-drawer dresser and changing table, reorganized all of my clothes, removed the suspended closet &hellip;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.waitwhatno.com\/?p=327\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-327","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pregnancy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.waitwhatno.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/327","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.waitwhatno.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.waitwhatno.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.waitwhatno.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.waitwhatno.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=327"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.waitwhatno.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/327\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":358,"href":"https:\/\/www.waitwhatno.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/327\/revisions\/358"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.waitwhatno.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=327"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.waitwhatno.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=327"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.waitwhatno.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=327"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}