I’ll save you guys some trouble. The answer to “What are you having?” is “Hopefully a pony.” and the answer to “What are you naming it?” is “Spandex Amadeus Orpendorph.” These answers will not change until June/July.

Also, this line of questioning won’t trick me into telling you things:

Person: What are you having!
Me: A baby!
Person: Haha, no really! What is it?
Me: We’re not sharing that yet.
Person: Oh! Well, what are you naming it?!